(This is a true story)
The Infamous “December Coffee Break” Plot
By Joshua
The Omnibus 1 class of 2008 was an interesting and creative compilation of students, the most creative being the order-threatening duo of Jacob Williams and Joshua Shipman.
Josh, of course, being the one who was a part of the Omnibus 2 the year before, was the primary conspirator in the “December Coffee Break Plot”. The plot was pleasantly simple, being made possible by the foolhardy promises of the teacher, and was even simpler to carry out. The conspiracy took place as follows:
During a serious discussion in class (punctuated of course by random trivia from Jacob and sarcastic quips from Josh), Mr. Riverman (our favorite unsuspecting teacher) brought up the castle of “Krak Des Chevaliers”. Josh and Chelsea Scribner, a fellow troublemaker, were the only ones to have knowledge of it. So, in response to the class’s ignorance, Riverman made a deal with the class.
If the whole class could bring a photo of the castle and have a cursory knowledge of it, he would take the class out to coffee.
Josh took advantage of his teacher’s promise and sent out an E-mail reminding the class of the pledge, and even giving directions for finding the photo and required information.
Needless to say, the class all turned in the picture, stunning their soon-to-be-broke teacher, and causing him to possibly swear off making deals with his class forever.
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